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Stash Safe Bum Bag
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$35
Stash Safe Bum Bag - a good way to keep your stash safe.
Designed for the modern citizen who trusts absolutely nobody, Stash Safe keeps your valuables close, zipped, and politely out of sight. It sits snug against your body, looks normal enough for daylight, and carries everything you need to survive a night out, a long flight, or a suspiciously friendly chat.
Features:
• Discreet zipped compartment for “essentials”
• Adjustable strap for crossbody or waist wear
• Low-profile shape that screams, “I am definitely not carrying anything interesting”
• Fits phone, keys, cards, and a range of very… specific tiny items
Safe Stash. Because peace of mind is priceless
• 100% polyester
• Fabric weight: 9 oz./yd.² (305 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 6.5″ (16 cm) in height, 13″ (33 cm) in width, and 2¾″ (7 cm) in diameter
• Capacity: 0.37 gallons (1.4 l)
• Water-resistant material
• Top zipper with 2 sliders
• Small, customizable inner pocket without zipper
• Silky lining, piped inside hems
• 1¼″ (2.54 cm) wide adjustable straps with plastic strap regulators
• Blank product components sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• Traceability:
- Weaving—China
- Dyeing—China
- Manufacturing—Latvia or Mexico
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing
Designed for the modern citizen who trusts absolutely nobody, Stash Safe keeps your valuables close, zipped, and politely out of sight. It sits snug against your body, looks normal enough for daylight, and carries everything you need to survive a night out, a long flight, or a suspiciously friendly chat.
Features:
• Discreet zipped compartment for “essentials”
• Adjustable strap for crossbody or waist wear
• Low-profile shape that screams, “I am definitely not carrying anything interesting”
• Fits phone, keys, cards, and a range of very… specific tiny items
Safe Stash. Because peace of mind is priceless
• 100% polyester
• Fabric weight: 9 oz./yd.² (305 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 6.5″ (16 cm) in height, 13″ (33 cm) in width, and 2¾″ (7 cm) in diameter
• Capacity: 0.37 gallons (1.4 l)
• Water-resistant material
• Top zipper with 2 sliders
• Small, customizable inner pocket without zipper
• Silky lining, piped inside hems
• 1¼″ (2.54 cm) wide adjustable straps with plastic strap regulators
• Blank product components sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• Traceability:
- Weaving—China
- Dyeing—China
- Manufacturing—Latvia or Mexico
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing
Size guide
| FANNY PACK CIRCUMFERENCE (inches) | |
| S/M | 27 ⅝-37 ¾ |
| M/L | 35 ⅜-52 ⅜ |
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