Mugs & Drinkware
Sip like Dick.
Fuel debates with studio-approved mugs, tumblers, and glassware built for marathon broadcasts.
Collect the chaos
All categories, clean and simple
Think of this as orderly access to things that won’t improve your circumstances, but might help you pretend they have. And sometimes that’s enough.
Apparel
Wear your opinions.
Bold tees, jackets, and lounge fits that keep you camera-ready long after the credits roll.
Visors & Hats
Because Pauline said so.
Statement headwear approved for studio lights, street protests, and everything in between.
Bags & Accessories
For Marge’s moral conscience.
Carry-it-all totes and accessories that back up Marge’s on-air eco pledges.