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Tonight with Dick and Marge

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Official merchandise from Tonight with Dick and Marge. Outfit your opinions, accessorise your loyalty, and keep the kettle boiling long after the credits roll. And remember… buying stuff fixes everything!

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Mugs & Drinkware

Mugs & Drinkware

Sip like Dick.

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Apparel

Apparel

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Visors & Hats

Visors & Hats

Because Pauline said so.

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