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Pauline Sun Visor (red)
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$35
Pauline Sun Visor – The Ultimate Power Move in Headwear
Shade your eyes while throwing shade with the Pauline Sun Visor—the perfect accessory for those who know how to keep cool under pressure (and under the sun). Whether you’re blocking UV rays or unwanted opinions, this visor has you covered.
Features:
✅ Maximum Shade, Minimum Effort – Protects your face while keeping your hands free for pointing dramatically.
✅ Instant Authority – Puts you in charge of any conversation, whether at the beach, the racetrack, or your political rally.
✅ Lightweight & Breathable – Because a true leader should never break a sweat.
✅ Adjustable Fit – One size fits all, from seasoned power players to aspiring dictators.
✅ Pairs Perfectly with a Cold Beverage – Ideal for sipping "iced tea" while silently judging the world.
🚨 Warning: May cause excessive confidence, unsolicited advice, and the urge to demand things be done your way.
The sun bows to no one. But it will bow to you.
• 97% polyester, 3% spandex
• Low-profile
• 2 ½″ (5 cm) crown
• Matching undervisor
• Hook & loop closure with square ring
• Head circumference: 22″–23 ⅜″ (56 cm–59 cm)
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Snoox Studios AS and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Alexander Langes vei, Høn, Norway or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Shade your eyes while throwing shade with the Pauline Sun Visor—the perfect accessory for those who know how to keep cool under pressure (and under the sun). Whether you’re blocking UV rays or unwanted opinions, this visor has you covered.
Features:
✅ Maximum Shade, Minimum Effort – Protects your face while keeping your hands free for pointing dramatically.
✅ Instant Authority – Puts you in charge of any conversation, whether at the beach, the racetrack, or your political rally.
✅ Lightweight & Breathable – Because a true leader should never break a sweat.
✅ Adjustable Fit – One size fits all, from seasoned power players to aspiring dictators.
✅ Pairs Perfectly with a Cold Beverage – Ideal for sipping "iced tea" while silently judging the world.
🚨 Warning: May cause excessive confidence, unsolicited advice, and the urge to demand things be done your way.
The sun bows to no one. But it will bow to you.
• 97% polyester, 3% spandex
• Low-profile
• 2 ½″ (5 cm) crown
• Matching undervisor
• Hook & loop closure with square ring
• Head circumference: 22″–23 ⅜″ (56 cm–59 cm)
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Snoox Studios AS and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Alexander Langes vei, Høn, Norway or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | |
| One size | 22-23 ⅜ | 2 ⅛ | 2 ¾ |
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